Homework Protocol

If you happen to be writing a paper for English, this is how it must be done.

1. Get on Facebook.
2. Pull up the Word Perfect, if you are up to date unlike me, you pull up Microsoft Word
3. Check email.
4. Type in header and other required info (Name, date, teacher, class.)
5. Find a reason to type something in the blog.
6. Watch the new Kid History Episode
7. Think, "Oh yeah I have to write that paper!" And go write the title and one sentence before going back to facebook one more time.

I know that it takes ten times longer to write the paper this way, but it's a lot more entertaining. Cheers!

Beware The Studying Monster

He will tempt you to get on Facebook, post on your blog, go to Wal-Mart or do anything besides studying. He is very manipulative and good at what he does. He is actually sitting next to me rubbing his hands together and cackling because I am posting on my blog instead of studying. However, he will be very disappointed in me when I begin studying in earnest. Dear Studying Monster, you have won far too many times, it's time for me to beat you!